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Woke

When calling attention to matters of social, racial, economical, or societal injustice has direct impact on a person's privilege.
The conservative christian parent complained that discussion of the impacts of slavery in class was "woke"
by Harvest Corn Dog July 24, 2022
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Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents
To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.
by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025
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Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.
by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
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finna woke

when you girl is actully an onion
by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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woke

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive
karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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