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Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.
Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!
by Boss_Man222 March 16, 2017
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Cheese Plane

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.
A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?
by morsemann April 27, 2008
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Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.
Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!
by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010
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Cheese and beans

A male's privates also known as balls , willy,or dingy.
Pull your pants up,we can all see your cheese and beans!
by Coolkidzrcool September 1, 2016
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Fetish Cheese

Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.
John: (Making out with pizza.)

Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019
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Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
mugGet the Crackling Cheesemug.

Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
by Crewza October 10, 2015
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