When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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Get the the guy who killed hitler mug.The plural of zhongli from genshin impact.
The plural is actually "those who share the memory"
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The plural is actually "those who share the memory"
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Person A: Look theres a group of Zhonglis there. What do you call them again?
Person B: They're called those who share the memory.
Person B: They're called those who share the memory.
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Get the Those who share the memory mug.When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
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Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
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Get the Who gives a flying fuck? mug.1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"
"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"
"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
"new phone who dis?"
"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"
"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
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