I didn't know you were Emo

When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someone anouncing that you are now emo.

Bob: *air cutting*
Bobby: "Geez, I didn't know you were emo!"

by Carteloise July 18, 2009

They were on a "straight date".

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".

Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

by dk2282 January 16, 2008

werd

doesn't really mean too much
kinda like a loserish ghetto form of "cool"

#1: i'm goin to the pool.
#2: werd.

by muah* September 25, 2003

portugese werewolve

btho partners, preferably heterosexuals, go for an extended amount of time without shaving their downstairs and when they have sex, they tie their pubes together, looking a lot like werewolves

"last nite me and this chick did a portugese werewolve and im still pullin pubes off my dick

by portugese werewolve November 9, 2006

werewolfing

To creep at a heightened velocity. When one seeks sexual encounters in an urgent and reckless fashion.

I don't know what got into Todd the other night, dude was straight werewolfing.

by bobby ganouj July 9, 2009

werf?

1. A short-form request for clarification -- usually as a result of an ambiguous statement having been made.

2. A short-form way of saying "which part of our previous exchange was this last message connected to?" Especially common in multi-threaded conversations.

3. Are you talking to the correct person?

A: Can I get a ride home?
B: I'm going to an AA meeting straight down 93.
A: Werf?

by sk4tr4ct0r October 9, 2012

Werner

Someone who fails at every opportunity that they are given.

Its an open goal. OH NO WERNER.

The teacher did everything short of sitting the exam for his pupil, but it was just Werner from the get go.

by uncle bumbull hat April 27, 2021