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washed up nigga

an especially pathetic or annoying person, past their prime of good sauce. See also weak sauce
That broke ass ho is nothing but a washed up nigga.
by weak sauce February 8, 2004
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Tiwana Car Wash

(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.
by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009
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Gorilla in the washing machine.

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'
by chernobylspice December 11, 2003
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Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015
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golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
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