Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK

Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"

by Shing9778 June 11, 2024

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 29, 2020

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 02, 2020

Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.

He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!

by August 24, 2023