Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.
by Chumhandle November 8, 2017
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If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017
Get the garage wanker mug.A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
Get the finance wanker mug.wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
Get the First class wanker licker mug.A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
Get the wanker mug.A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
Get the wanker mug.Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016
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