Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 17, 2022

Mr. Vampire

a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.

girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man

by Biggest stray kids fan January 10, 2024

faggot vampire

To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.

The cops in Ottawa became faggot vampires during the 1990s.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell

"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"

by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

faggot vampirism

v. Participating, desiring or indulging in any lewd act of sexual misconduct or perversion while developing an intent to push unsuspecting victims into the same fate in the hopes of creating a new societal norm, or business.

There was a faggot vampirism outbreak in the Canadian police and military forces during the 1990s, it's gone dark since - but it's still there cause none of them have the balls to clean it up and actually protect the people.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

Vampire Hunters 3

The third edition of the Vampire Hunters series, This game is a fever dream where you fight vampires with guns and mystical powers called "lumina", although the vampire also has an ability, This game first started when vlad rejected his humanity and stabbed david's heart. Then hunter learned the art of lumina from Hazida and killed Vlad. This game is mid. PLAY GLITCH INSTEAD!

Vampire Hunters 3 is dogwater

by Yoshistylestime2 March 31, 2024