Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

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Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

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Emotional Vampire

An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.

She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021

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Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

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