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Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.
Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?

No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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vampire

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).
I would love to be a vampire
by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020
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vampire T-bag

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
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Vampire Kiss

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2021
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vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye
by Izmo March 16, 2008
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Gay Vampire

A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
by Ivory- August 19, 2023
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