thomas sidahmed

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.

I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed

by Thomad May 18, 2018

neil thomas

A retarded kid that yells across the hall to cause a disturbance.

Joe did a Neil Thomas by shouting at Zach for no reason in a library.

by Nikesoccer115 October 4, 2019

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010

thomas sowell

the smartest black man to have ever existed.

Thomas Sowell has changed the thinking of many young black men.

by chef_slafdjl April 13, 2021

thomas

to relapse a girl's (or man's) anus.

Charlene, sorry about last night. You should have told me you had a fragile anus so I wouldn't have Thomased you.

by asdfjk December 19, 2007

TwoMad

TwoMad is a sexy ass mother fucker who is better at speed running Minecraft than Dream. TwoMad is epic swagger and can is identified as madsexual. A popular ship and one of my favorites is TwoMad x BadBoyHalo. They would make a sexy couple and have lots of sex. TwoMad is so sexy. His definition is sexy.

"Hey TwoMad! You are so sexy and waaay better than Dream and Skeppy at Minecraft!! You are soooo hot and dreamy and sexxxy!" BadBoyHalo said as he had sexy sex with TwoMad while face timing Jschlatt.

by TwoMadIsSexy January 16, 2021