twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Twisted

To be drunk and under the influence of drugs eg. Pills magic coke (stimulants) not drugs like weed, ket and heroin

Got fully twisted at that gaff yesterday

by Scousetroublexxx December 29, 2017

delightfully twisted

A happy act of delightfulness with a small touch of something undescribable

I love the delightfully twisted imagination that you have.

by Jennasequa February 9, 2020

Leprechaun Twist

When a short woman gives you a handy on St. Patrick's Day while you have green beads around your penis.

"What'd you do for St. Patrick's Day?"

"Ah I got a sick Leprechaun Twist from that 5 ft Latina behind a bar"

by cyberseci March 27, 2025

Meat Twist

The act of getting your meat retwisted

Yooo I just got a Meat Twist yesterday

by XFlexFiendX June 20, 2024

Marconi twist

Eroticly twisting both nipples in a way so it looks like you are tuning an old radio

"Any of you ladies want a marconi twist?"

by Mr. Reggae Ambassador July 26, 2018