Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

tube scrub

handjob

thanks for the tube scrub.

by hbgc September 23, 2009

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017

seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 8, 2017

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators

That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.

by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022