Portuguese tubesock

Wrapping a large number of rubber bands around a penis until it is bloated and turning black. Usually very painful and can result in the loss of a penis.

For hazing, we made a freshman give himself a Portuguese tubesock!

by chemist_v August 17, 2010

Tubey

Mascot of TelevisionWithoutPity.com. Not to be #@$!ed with.

Don't #@$! with Tubey!

by Arielleira April 11, 2005

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

tube

A man with minimal muscle development, usually young.

Every last one of the guys on this beach looks like a tube.

by jagged April 1, 2005

tube sock

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

by Mike February 13, 2004

womb tube

The tubular extension leading from the cervix to the ouside of the body, it is the major female reproductive organ present in all mammels.

Another name for the vagina.

A proper boning of a fertile womb tube results in a fetus.

by HC Greenly January 6, 2007

Germ Tube

Noun: An Airplane, A sealed area where Germs, Virus, & Bacteria circulate through the air.

I got totally sick on the Germ Tube.

If I didn't ride the Germ Tube last week, I'd be healthy.

Every time I get in a Germ Tube, I have to take Antibiotics.

by Jockamo Feenahey January 24, 2009