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Tristan

A cool dude, who loves dank ass memes + wanking his willy. He is also an aggressive gambler who bottom feeds from all his piers. not insecure about anything except his tendency to bottom feed.
Tristan is a gambling shit bag
by hwhwhwhwhwhwhw March 19, 2023
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Tristan

The kind of person that you feel safe with. He is the perfect man and is someone who is admired by others. He is caring, loving and protective of who he loves. He is someone you want on your side and someone you never want to lose. His presence is so graceful. He is someone who you should always cherish because losing him is the dumbest thing one can do.
Person 1: did you see her blushing when texting someone?
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!
by Eflores07 March 28, 2023
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Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.
Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!
by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023
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Tristan

Tristan: I LOVE ELMO RAAH! SEASME STREET RAAH! SUSSY BALLS RAH!
by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023
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Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH
Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by !” May 20, 2023
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Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.
"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"
by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023
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"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
by cums1u7 June 5, 2023
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