Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.
Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.
by NiczNJax February 24, 2010
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catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
by crazyjayman June 13, 2009
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Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.
Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!
by Binnyswaa March 25, 2011
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tree monster

Jason look like a tree monster.
by ty2021 February 28, 2018
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pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.
by randomguy010 March 07, 2008
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War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.
I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.
by The Great Turd Burglar May 05, 2011
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Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
by amdkenworth January 05, 2011
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