Plus Two

When someone tries to plus one an insult but you’re more amazing, so the secret law is that they have failed and they will always be plus two of which ever insult they try to plus one you with.
“Your a idiot Norma.“. “well your a Idiot plus one Sharon” but because Norma is more amazing she instantly gets to plus two Sharon... and there’s no defeating Norma now.. ever.
by Jamielost February 23, 2020
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two buns

When you suck a guys dick in prison for two honey buns.
Isaiah is called two buns because he would sucked dick for too honey buns.
by Jr_longboard January 05, 2017
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Two of Hearts

I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 25, 2022
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Two-Fourteen

KTVU really two-fourteened Asiana Airlines when they posted those racist prank names of the supposed pilots of Asiana Airlines 214.
by infintesimal July 13, 2013
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high two

1. when u slap two fingers with another person's two fingers
2. when a penis slaps against another penis 2 x's
3. when a penis slaps on breasts 2 x's
They high twoed when they both got the same grade

He accidentally high twoed this other guy in the toilet

He high twoed her during role play
by fashion dude May 15, 2014
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Texas Two

eh, Lonestar, where's your texas two? Get your ass to the store!
by Global Addiction April 17, 2009
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two-derful

I am having a two-derful day !
by Gary N. September 10, 2007
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