very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
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Get the Shart mug.A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
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“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
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Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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