The Birmingham Burly Man 

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.

Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

The Birmingham Burly Man by Savery17 August 1, 2019

the big sus man thing 

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

the big sus man thing by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

the million dollar man 

Also known as Ted DiBiase. A former WWF wrestler who wrestled in the 70s, 80s, and 90s who is most famous for creating the million dollar championship and his catchphrase"Everybody has a price!" He has 3 sons, all were also at one point were a professional wrestler, his son Ted DiBiase Jr. Was even signed to WWE at one point

"Everybody has a price for the million dollar man Ted Dibiase!"

the million dollar man by Sneaky crown January 13, 2014

man behind the slaughter

some purple bitch named William Afton who has murdered like 20 kids and about 4 adults. Also Co-Owner to fazbear entertainment and the reason of the other co-owner (henry emily)'s suicide. He was cornered by the first 5 kids he killed, and this idiots first idea was to climb into an old springlock suit to escape. unfortunately, the springlocks set off and he was killed ( lol get fukt )

"its been so long the last I've seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter"

man behind the slaughter by HajimemeXDXD September 21, 2020

this man speaks the truth 

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

this man speaks the truth by Håkon September 5, 2006

man in the gray suit 

All varieties of sharks

Don't go surfing in the rain or you may get a visit from the man in the gray suit.

man in the gray suit by Clinton Michael October 19, 2006

the most interesting man in the world 

the most interesting man in the world isn't defined... yet

1. the most interesting man in the world once punched a magician... yes, you heard me

2. the most interesting man in the world once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."

3. the most interesting man in the world has found Waldo several times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt.

4. the most interesting man in the world's definition could not be complete, because no-one wanted it to end...

the most interesting man in the world by presidentChuckNorris January 2, 2012