Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
Get the Jake Forwardmug. by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 4, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 28, 2015
Get the Jake Shitmug. by Jake DaCosta April 14, 2021
Get the Jake Adventuremug. Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
by Tweed Ass Bitch May 30, 2018
Get the Jake Wilsonmug. by 69luke November 30, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. by warmerparty April 2, 2020
Get the Jake the hedgehogmug.