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kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.
Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.
by psychedivision October 22, 2019
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Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??
by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018
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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
by mobiledick July 16, 2022
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