elephant cream

When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream

“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”

by Dyslexic.com March 25, 2022

Mad elephant

Sexual presentation of genetailia. Twisting of one's hips to cause the penis to fling left and right in a rapid movement resembling an elephant trunk.

I walked in the room doing the mad elephant and she forgot all about the broken dishes.

by Wolfman Fats June 01, 2017

sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 02, 2014

elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God November 30, 2017

A Drinking Elephant

When you shit your hard your asshole physically hits the water resembling an elephant taking a drink from a pond

Bud I just pulled a drinking elephant. Didn't even have to wipe.

by BigBauceMan July 18, 2018

Elephant Rolls

When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.

"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."

by BlueSourBalls June 23, 2016

Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy May 31, 2018