oon-deuce-niner

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"
by g-birdman March 29, 2003
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Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.
Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?
by travelD January 27, 2023
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Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger
After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!
by Paulkout September 25, 2021
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Deuces Putas

🤙 Later, Pussies ✌️
Da copps b cumin ya herd¿') Deuces Putas¡
by 2 Centz Nuisance May 08, 2022
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Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach
Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy
by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006
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Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind
That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.
by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015
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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 31, 2019
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