bio-dad

your biological father as opposed to your stepfather.

So we’re having this party at my bio-dad’s summer house and we’d love if you could join us?

by cheesemac November 1, 2007

Ass Dad

The assdad, taken from the roman proverb "assdadius" Is used to describe a person of little worth.

Hey pyri you're an assdad

by strvs September 28, 2004

My Dad

Anyone you look up to or want to be like.

Mel Gibson is "my dad".

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.

A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.

by pitbear August 13, 2010

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

seasonal dad

Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.

We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.

by Superbeebo January 24, 2011

Earthy Dad

a male paternal figure who can often be mistaken for a gay father. He is in touch with his feminine side and can often be soft spoken, wearing sweat socks with dress shoes, a musty order, and can be very jovial in spirit

I know that guy is gay, but wait...he smells kinda bad...and he has like 8 kids...must be an Earthy Dad!

by temps 27 & 7 May 12, 2011