Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

The Church Of Sacred Unity

A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.

God damn it, Lucile and Valencia are in the backrooms of the Church of Sacred Unity again.

by Rodent89 October 30, 2024

Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.

“I think I might move to bury church.”

“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”

by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021

Church

The ultimate approval or agreement to something’s awesomeness. Most commonly used by dudes in their 40s who have removed “f*** yeah” from their vocabularies.

Did you see those amazing tacos? They were straight church bro.

by MECL July 29, 2023

The Church of Nilton

The Church of Nilton was founded in the 1970s in the UK. While technically not a church, it promotes collective class consciousness through a Marxist framework. The followers of the Church are colloquially known as Niltonites.

Hey, have you seen the Church of Nilton building that popped up around the corner? Those bloody Niltonites better not spread their Marxism here.

by Boris Johnsonion August 23, 2023

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit

Louise church is eating my food

by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019

Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020