p chav

Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.

“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”

by A man who knows too much. December 3, 2020

Chav

Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones ‘pop’. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think ‘stinks’ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.

Person: omg did you see Becky’s makeup it’s so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.

by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019

Chav Clothing

Chav clothing sports attire such as local football team used in London UK areas

Look at that bloke with the chav clothing and the iq reducer.

by TurboDisturbo April 25, 2020

Bemmy Chavs

basically the kids that think they are hard really most of them are usually at bemerton heath harlequins FC or usually hanging out near the bus stop on a school day how you know that someone is a bemmy chav is if someone is wearing a puffer jacket and doing some shit chavs do

mate these bemmy chavs though

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

chav

Chavs are english shmicks that walk the streets drinking, fighting, causing violence and disturbing the peace. They generally wear a full North Face tracksuit, with TN Nike shoes or 97s. They walk around screaming and shouting, hitting cars with stones and drunk after having 3 beers thinking that their mad.

"Look at Jack, he's such a chav these days."
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"

by stevey the pro April 13, 2021

chav's

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...

mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's

by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010

Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav

Damn bro are you excited for chav week?

by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022