One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

Corsair One

A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc

"Wow! that Corsair is really good"

"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

one-bop

one-bop means that you are about to hit someone.

For Example, You better stop before I one-bop you and think nothing about it.

by Ameya B May 10, 2019

Dilf for One

A term someone would use to refer to the fictional character called All for One from the anime series My Hero Academia/Boku no hero academia if they find him attractive; sexy; hot

"I want Dilf for One to stuff me full of quirks until i explode" "All for One more like Dilf for One" "Dilf for One supremacy"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 13, 2019

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022