Dual Testicular Torsion

Good luck.....

OH FUCK I HAD DUAL TESTICULAR TORSION

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe

This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie

Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”

by Bread boiii September 2, 2025

Tennessee Testicular Telepathy

That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.

“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Trans-testicle

A word used by southern men in dean withers live stream; means a trans man

Southern man: “hey that dude was definitely a trans-testicle”
Person 2: “nah he looked to masculine to be one”

by ￶ December 9, 2025

pop a testical

vrb: to cum so hard your balls explode or that you get so pissed you hear a popping in your testicals.

dude 1" Did you see paris hilton at the mall."
dude2"yeah i is she is so hot i pop a testical "

by acneonmyballs1232 November 4, 2011