cricket test

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics

Do they pass the cricket test?

by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005

water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

test tube baby

A child who is born in a test tube through the mixing of the mothers egg cells and the fathers sperm cells.

Frank Mongiove is a test tube baby.

by Will Harbaugh March 19, 2004

queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009

smell test

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

by bridget mcintosh October 1, 2007

friendship test

If the challenged person does not complete the request/task that his or her friend has set forward, the friendship will cease to exist.

Person 1: "Hey punch yourself in the face."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Friendship test"
Person 2: "Fine" Punch
Person 1: "Good, if you had not done that you would have failed, and we would no longer be friends."

by Wilcoas January 5, 2008

Alabama High-Test

Crystal Methamphetamine

They're gonna put me in the slammer if they catch me with that Alabama high-test

by WolfmanScoop July 3, 2012