trail of tears

Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.

When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".

by Fart Brewer March 7, 2008

fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.

I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

tearjerker

A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.

"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.

by CJY May 24, 2006

tearin' ass

To describe a person that is crazy/out of their mind.

Joey, u tearin' ass if u think you poof ahh is gonna start next year.

by poof ahh February 4, 2010

Trail of Tears

The opposite of a happy trail. The hair leading down the back towards the ass crack of a male/female.

"Check out that trail of tears on that Indian girl."

by John Runde June 11, 2008

trail of tears

When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.

"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."

by a Tastless Turtle May 15, 2008

tear

To fart in place.

To expose smelly gas.

I gotta tear hardcore dude. Its gonna stink.

by foofo May 25, 2005