Take a lean one

Go to the bathroom; take a dump.

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

by Ted Servo May 7, 2009

take the shot mickey

The phrase, "take the shot mickey" is a meme that originated from a video with over 1.2 million views "Uptown Goof" uploaded by the youtuber "ProZD". The video begins with the beloved Disney character Goofy singing "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars. He is soon interrupted, however, by people claiming to be "Copyright Police". Goofy manages to escape, but he is quickly cornered by his old best friend Mickey Mouse who is pointing a gun at him. Mickey tries to convince his friend to turn himself in, even referencing Donald Duck in a way that makes it seem as though he passed away. Goofy, ignoring the advice and seeing no way out, tells his old friend to, "take the shot mickey." Mickey Mouse, loving Goofy too much, cannot take the shot and Goofy exclaims, "You're a coward Mickey. You always were." Thus a meme was born.

Whimsy: Pals this person is being mean to me, what should I do?
Ren: Take the shot Mickey.
Whimsy: I can't.
Dizzy: You're a coward Whims.
Matt: You always were.

by stimser May 9, 2017

Take a biden

The oposite of taking a trump instead of flushing 10-15 times u flush once bcuz of the little rabbit shits

“After eating nothing but yogurt today i might need to take a biden”

by Jacob35742 November 23, 2020

Take you out

Usually means that they are inviting you to a date, but if said by a Serbian usually means they plan to assassinate you.

"I'm gonna take you out tonight"

*pulls out stolen bulgarian gun*

by Nonetheless The Same March 23, 2022

Kim taerae

Kim taerae is a boys planet trainee who places 6th in the final lineup and will debut with ZB1

He has the most gorgeous smile ever and is extremely talented, I love him so so so much he deserves the world

“Kim taerae is the most gorgeous talented trainee ever”

by Li</3ly April 26, 2023

Take me to Wisconsin

Take me to bed, or in other words let's fuck

She wanted to take me to Wisconsin, and we fucked all night.

by Johnny Haze 2 March 22, 2009

Take it off-line

This term seems to come up when an agenda item gets derailed by conversation that’s off topic. Usually a senior person will say to the off-topic speaker, “Let’s take this offline. We need to move on to the next item on the agenda.” Take it offline is a polite dismissal. May be used to let the room know that leadership is not willing to talk about the subject at hand.

“This has been a great discussion, but let’s take it off-line and move on.”

by FrankyJones December 11, 2016