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fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.
by cautiscy September 2, 2009
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dirty tabea

someone that is fucking your parents. after this their gonna tell everyone on your school about it.
i know u are looking for this tabea;)
oh my god have u heard about adams gf? He dirty tabea him!
by elsa;) April 14, 2020
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table

The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo
"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."
by Fatts58 October 24, 2006
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table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
by sk8a September 29, 2008
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BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION
MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.
by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009
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table pussy

" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."
by thankstolarry October 3, 2008
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table nazi

One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.
Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.

Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!
by ScotyV October 30, 2007
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