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The Simpsonian Institution

A bright yellow, spiky-roofed museum on the Mall in Washington, celebrating the Lisa Simpson Presidency. As pre-cognitively laid out in the March 19, 2000 episode, 'Bart to the Future', Lisa has been elected and has moved into the Oval Office to clean up the mess left by President Trump.
On her lunch break, Jane would wander over to the Simpsonian Institution, dreaming of a country under President Lisa, with clean air and water, kindness to all people and animals, the return of ethics and honesty to government, and Mr. Burns in prison.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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lisa simpson

Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006
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have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
by NotARapist April 24, 2005
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the simpsons movie

The simpsons movie is one of the best movies of all time. All scenes are incredibly funny, except for the one Green Day appears in, where they get killed. That is the worst scene in the entire movie.
Green Day fan 1: Hey guys, did you see Green Day's cameo in the Simpsons movie?

Green Day fan 2: Yeah, totally.

Green Day fan 1: Talk about cheek! They had no right to kill them off like that!
by Tre's wife! lol ;-) November 5, 2007
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oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones July 25, 2007
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reflex sympathetic nerve dystrophy

Look it up on google, dearies.

It happens when one side/the affected limb, etc., can't take the bruises, bumps (the beating), anymore, and instead of pain going away, it keeps repeating itself. The result of numbness, tingling pain, stiffness, tremors (shaking of the limb), color changes in the skin, temerature changes in the affected limb, and more.

It can also cause insomnia, migranes, nausia, etc.

To cut it short:

A pain in the ass.
some guy 1:Hey, dude.
some guy 2:Yeah?
some guy 1:My RSD is flaring up, I have to go home
some guy 2:That stinks.
some guy 1:Like you'd know! Bastard.
by Pfft May 13, 2005
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Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore
by kritters January 6, 2008
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