Sex Story

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Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.

That was a very short sex story.

by J.K. Rowling of Sex Stories May 2, 2023

Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

Cinderella Love Story

A private story on Snapchat that talks about your Current relationship or past relationship that turned out to actually be good and not shitty.

“Yooo did you see Mya’s Cinderella Love Story ?, It was mad cute”

by Bootytalk65 February 23, 2020

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

Pewamo Love Story

When your first love is dating your cousin

My first girlfriend was dating my cousin so yeah i suppose that is a pewamo love story

by Trevor Eubanks January 21, 2023

Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated

Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .

by Catmailer January 21, 2018