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Stoner

A stoner is a person who smokes marijuana on a regular basis and likes to smoke before doing any kind of work.
by Fknstoner September 1, 2019
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stoner hill

it’s the hill where all the crack heads go to skip P.E or some little rich kids smoke there 24k weed or solid gold wax pens. kids go down there after school with there rich ass friends to go to mcdonald’s where half of the kids are kicked out of or to go to vons and steel shit.
by cindy s brown September 3, 2019
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stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.
Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com
by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018
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Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher
Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017
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Stoneritis

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 20, 2017
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joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.
Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner
by MaxDude8902 June 7, 2017
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Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
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