Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023

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Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 25, 2021

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Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

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ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e October 8, 2015

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Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you

by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018

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