squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird

"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas

by jxallen96 December 20, 2015

Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid

by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.

Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."

by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

squidge

The pinch and expand gesture used on computer touch screens.

Can you squidge that a little so I can read what it says?

by Gehnan October 15, 2016

Squidgely

An object whose texture is rubbery in nature and uneven, while simultaneously being squishy.

Duuuuudddeee that sea anemone was so trill and Squidgely!!!????

by Emoney123455678 September 4, 2016

squidge

A bizarre sexual act performed specifically upon a member of the cast of Neighbours or Emmerdale

Jules said he'd love to sidle up to her and squidge

by Pyker Grove July 19, 2016

Squidfaced

The act of being attacked by ones palm in ones face

She said something stupid so I squidfaced her.

by Jd loopin July 13, 2016