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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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Pull off a Spring Day

Remember Maleficent showing up to the party when she wasn't even invited? Same thing basically.

Showing up somewhere where you are not supposed to be, but everyone actually expects you to do so, because you proved yourself many times already.

Based off korean group BTS song "Spring Day" that shows up in charts every comeback since her release like a petty queen she is.
Omg, Spring Day is about to pull off a Spring Day again!
by Spring Child February 21, 2020
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Mount Holly Springs

A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle
Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere

Yeah basically
by Kiakhalifa69 May 6, 2021
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Flat Earth Girl Spring

The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)

Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.

Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
by cybercordelia July 15, 2023
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spraying

to overly show affection to someone in public. to claim as your own. to be all over someone.
"man your like a dog, quit spraying her."
by pure p August 5, 2007
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Springfield Ohio

Lots of free family oriented events. Lots of parks and recreation! History is plenty! Beautiful homes! Great people that come together as a community!
by DRH ME December 9, 2017
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Harbor springs

A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.
POSTCARD FROM HARBOR SPRINGS: “Greetings from Harbor Springs Michigan” (postcard shows picture of two white blond kids in Lily Pulitzer and vineyard vines eating fudge on their own motorboat and blasting rap trying to be black.)
by Pointgirl69 November 20, 2018
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