spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.

Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.

by iraassylaeitak May 25, 2006

spank'in

to be very cool

that chick is so spank'in

by handle August 14, 2003

spankin'?

what's up?(only works on the telephone)

hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you?

by kidd December 9, 2004

sprankle sprankle

When there is rain but not much of it, a goofy way of saying "It's sprinkling"

"We've got some sprankle sprankle"
OR

"Oh shit it's starting to rain"

"Damn, sprankle sprankle"

by rootbeet July 7, 2019

bro-sprankles

someone who is more than just a brother, the friend or sister to bro-jangles. a beautiful, multi colored awesome bro, like sprinkles or "sprankles"

how's it goin' bro-sprankles?

by mynxnsprankles October 21, 2010

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.

"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.

by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008