Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.

"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.

by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007

Spin My Spider

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...

Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.

by Carmen Fuentes November 4, 2003

Slideshow

An intensity of lag. It is when a game or another fullscreen program begins lagging so badly that the FPS may just as easily be measured in seconds per frame.
Obviously, it originates from slideshows, which only update to a new picture every second or so.

"Holy crap, half a frame! Talk about a slideshow!"

by ClD March 5, 2005

spider

When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.

"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."

by Scott R. May 9, 2006

spider lamb

The greatest idea since the Millenium Dome, A spider that was bitten by a radioactive lamb and aquired a lambs characteristics such as saying 'bah' a lot and eats grass instead of insects etc

John: Spider lamb vs spider pig who would win?
Dayne: Spider Lamb of course!
John: Damn right fool, ooooooooooh brap!

by Charlie Mcnamara August 26, 2007

spider8]

spider8 is known as 'God of Games' in many religions.

I must go pray to spider8, he is so good.

by spider8] July 19, 2009

spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012