Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.

Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.

by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.

Argh, not another Another Simon-ism

by schmuly August 6, 2015

Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023