the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Shuffle Burr

When you get something (a rock, piece of wood, pebble) inside your shoe, and you're not sure what it is.

Ashlay: "Oww! I have something inside my shoe!"
Mr. Wentz: "Looks like another Shuffle Burr."

by (Deticated to Super Wentz) June 14, 2010

Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle

Means “friend with benefits”

“Yo, I really wanna have a shuffle with Sommer.”

by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020

Six AM Shuffle

The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.

Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.

by Poppa T-BEAR August 31, 2013

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023