the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.

Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.

by FakirNamor May 18, 2024

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Group Shuffle

A small casual orgy

Are you and your friends trying to Group Shuffle .

by KappaKappaNigga October 5, 2017

The Smeagol Shuffle

When a girl is masturbating while squatting.

Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!

by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023

Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.

Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.

by anonymous February 4, 2024