shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

shitty hair day

When somebody shits on your scalp and lathers it into your hair

"Dude, i had a shitty hair day"
"That's gross!!"

by ischaak October 2, 2011

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Whip-A-Shitty

When you see a comboniation pizza hut and taco bell

you gotta 180 and completely whip-a-shitty

when someone is having a good time and that pisses you off

"This dude is fucking having a great time, fuck that dude imma Whip-A-Shitty"

by TechStomper June 30, 2020

shinty

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!

by Laura June 19, 2004