Skip to main content

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)
“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”
by bitch not u November 23, 2021
mugGet the shart 4 u mug.

shart nugget

A little child says this when is too scared to say shit or another cuss word
AWW SHART NUGGET I DROPPED MY BACKPACK!!!
mugGet the shart nugget mug.

shart

shart
It's not a shit, it's not
a fart, it's just a shart.
by xkiperz June 18, 2023
mugGet the shart mug.

Shart

Shart is when you fart and a poopy slips out onto the floor
I just sharted

I love when I Shart and the poop is green and lumpy on the floor
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
mugGet the Shart mug.

Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
mugGet the Shart mug.

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
mugGet the shart-back-and-sides mug.

shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
mugGet the shart lizzy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email