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Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.
Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.
by Binoc9 June 23, 2024
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Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
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secret sauce

safer version of straight up semen or cum
A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all
by Nail0808 April 7, 2025
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secret ops

sneaking out past midnight to go smoke weed or use other drugs
We picked doof up for secret ops at 12:30.
by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 6, 2009
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secret

crush mo ba ako? secret. yiee
by fruitybitesboom September 21, 2022
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Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn
Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion
by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020
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