Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.
Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.
by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020
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Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
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by Reynart January 13, 2016
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 07, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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Zat You, Santa Claus?

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 07, 2010
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 10, 2020
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