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Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.
Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb
by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011
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queef nigga

A male or female who thinks materialistic goods can make him or her's social status higher than it currently is. Also be aware this person may talk big game, But deep down inside you know it's a Queef Nigga.
Yeah don't pay any mind to that girl over there she's just a Queef Nigga, who ain't about shit.
by Osam December 27, 2016
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dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.
I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.
by JJBeck February 7, 2010
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Flying Queef

When you're fucking a chick, and she queefs, so you throw that bitch off of your penis.
Damn, i was so drunk last night and i was railing Jenny. Then she queefed, so i gave her a flying queef.
by ilikebigbuttsandicannotlie111 December 22, 2010
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Arby's Roast Queef

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef
You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!
by Das Furher August 3, 2010
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queefer

when a girl quifs she is ready for some sex!
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
by PB+J March 23, 2009
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