Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

by YaBoi55 May 14, 2018

Purple cocaine

The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine

Man I just doing purple cocaine with the boys on Saturdays.

by Purple cocaine user June 14, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Pupleen

A great kind person . She is really pretty and loyal. She is the only person in the world with a name like hers. She is a boss and everyone wants to be her friend

Hey your the best, Pupleen

Thanks, but ur even better!

by Hello_its me September 12, 2018

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019