Pump

To get jiggy with someone; the act of having sex with another person or object(a cone for example)

Uhhh uhhh pump it pump it!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Jersey Shore Fist Pump

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air

I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.

by Jizzleman34 December 19, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

Nice big brests, British Slang

Wow, that babe has smashing pumpkins!

by MoFo Man February 24, 2003

Pumpkin Head

A metaphoric term to describe a person who has a high opinion of themselves and presents themselves as "All-Knowing" or SDS (Shit Don't Stink). The term has been derived from the idea that the person being called a pumpkin head has so much Ego that their head is swollen up like a pumpkin. One or more people at a job setting could possibly possess such traits to warrant being called a Pumpkin Head.

Jim "Hey John, did you meet the new guy"
John "No, but I heard he's a real Pumpkin head"
Jim "you got that right, suffers from SDS big time"

by Ace963 January 18, 2018

Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

by Huevon June 19, 2010

hand-pump

when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand

Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.

Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.

Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.

by Anks00 May 22, 2011

pump a grumper

to take a huge hard dump

damn im never gonna hti a mexican buffet liek that again, i had to pump a grumper really bad ten minutes later

by collinD May 30, 2006