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Vocational Profiling

Making broad assumptions of a person or group of persons based on their chosen profession.
All cops love donuts? Look at you with the Vocational Profiling. Not all construction workers use meth, what's with the Vocational Profiling? I can't believe my college professor actually votes libertarian. I guess that's what I get for Vocational Profiling him.
by SM Hoss April 16, 2008
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pajama professional

(n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.
"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"

Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009
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Gacial Profiling

When someone assumes that just because you are gay, you want something "different" from what you asked for.
My gay cousin stepped into a cab and asked to go to 129th st, the cabbie took him to 29th street.

He was a victim of gacial profiling.
by Muzzikmann November 4, 2010
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Ghost Profiler

An online profile who is able to access info of those who haven't added it as a friend. They are anonymous and get info without your permission. One of the elite social network hackers. IE Facebook and MySpace
Friend: Hey I am trying to track down how this guy got my info. He is annoying me
Me: It must have been a ghost profiler.
by The 3lite haxor March 20, 2011
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Present-Profit

The profit you make from gift exchanges during Christmas season.
Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011
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bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it
A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
by Carlxyz August 9, 2012
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Multiple profile disorder

When a person has multiple online profiles, and at a certain point starts confusing them. For example, mixing up usernames and passwords for all the various accounts you have, or forgetting what piece of content, or witty remark, you have posted where. Someone who suffers from multiple profile disorder will mutter and swear at themselves while staring blankly at a log in screen, desperately trying to remember what they're doing at this specific web site.
Joe can't log into his Simple account. He suffers from multiple profile disorder and forget his username and password.
by Rhino Von Steiner November 13, 2013
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