Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
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A sexual lifestyle lived by a person being self-obsessed or narcissistic to the point of losing all attraction to members of the opposite sex. Primalsexuals, in general, regard themselves as superior to anyone they encounter, and spend much time and money on perfecting their appearance. Rather than staying sexually idle, primalsexuals resort to having sexual relations with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex or masturbation for sexual pleasures.
Oh my face... it's so beautiful... I love me... I might need to resort to primalsexuality!
Is he still looking at himself in that mirror? Raymond is such a frickin' primalsexual.
Is he still looking at himself in that mirror? Raymond is such a frickin' primalsexual.
by Kevin Dekker November 26, 2007
Get the primalsexuality mug.1.italian derived word meaning cheap or stingy with money
2. slang term for homosexuals mainly towards the type of boots they wear
2. slang term for homosexuals mainly towards the type of boots they wear
1. that tight ass is such a primavera
2. look at that guys boots, they have fringes on them, what a primavera
2. look at that guys boots, they have fringes on them, what a primavera
by jack dill December 28, 2008
Get the [primavera] mug.A term used by Online Gamers always targeted at oneself meaning: 'To be premature', usually referring to premature ejaculation. Most often used in the game World of Warcraft
Rogue: "It's a premade."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."
by Xenubuster October 12, 2008
Get the Premade mug.The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
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